i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
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dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
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my stepsister got bored and covered my stepbrothers back with temporary tattoos and he has a swim meet tommorrow
this is gold and it has 7 notes i hate tumblr.com
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I think this is my favorite.
Oh my god! We talked to this France! They asked us what time it was because they ‘had to go start the French Revolution’! I didn’t think they were serious!
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thecuriouscaseofthebostonbombing:
oooooo burn. i love this
first i was afraid
YOU SHOULD EARN A GOLD MEDAL OMG
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this is okay
but this is not
http://wwomenwwarriors.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/its-time-for-a-mass-exodus-from-facebook/#comments
AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
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